shisnojon:

honestly


wanktissue:

remember that time i worked in a shoe store and i asked a guy if he needed a hand and he held up one of his arms and he didn’t have a hand and he said “clearly” and laughed really hard and i didn’t know what to do

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dropalexdead:

I’m laughing so fucking hard rn, omg.

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“But if he loved her wouldn’t he try to take away the pain? Wouldn’t he do anything to make his wife be the way she was before?” // r.i.d

But if he loved her wouldn’t he try to take away the pain? Wouldn’t he do anything to make his wife be the way she was before?” // r.i.d


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roryink:

nerdiegirlie:

when they were prepping me for the surgery the nurse put one of those cloth hats over my head to keep the hair out of my face

she said “here’s your party hat”

and i was already trippin balls so I said 

"yaAAY paaaarty"

and wiggled around on the table like a gleeful slug

i think about this post sometimes and it makes me grin like a dope


bluecaptions:

Burn.

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vanimelda4:

Because two random eyes are way less creepy than one! I’ll work on my Sherlock drawing tomorrow. I think I’m procrastinating because it’ll be big. These are still supposed to be Benedicts eyes.  I’m amazed at how many different colours I had to use just for the irises!

vanimelda4:

Because two random eyes are way less creepy than one! I’ll work on my Sherlock drawing tomorrow. I think I’m procrastinating because it’ll be big.
These are still supposed to be Benedicts eyes.  I’m amazed at how many different colours I had to use just for the irises!